Clean clothes.
Dirty name.
Premium wash, dry & fold — picked up from your door and returned fresh. You keep your time. We handle the dirty work.
Free pickup & delivery ➡ Fast turnaround ➡ Professionally folded ➡ Premium detergent ➡
Free pickup & delivery ➡ Fast turnaround ➡ Professionally folded ➡ Premium detergent ➡
Four steps to clean clothes
Process
No trips, no hassle. Just schedule your pickup and we'll take it from there — returning everything fresh, folded, and ready
01
Book Online
Choose your service, date & 2-hour pickup window
02
We Collect
Leave your bag at the door — we handle it from here
03
Wash, Dry & Fold
Expert care with premium detergent & soft fabrics
04
Delivered Back
Fresh & folded, returned right to your door
Our Services
Premium laundry services, designed for your life.
Convenient pickup, premium care, and perfectly folded laundry — designed to save you time and make your day easier.
Wash & Go
Simple . Quick . Essential
Wash + dry service for everyday laundry needs - Does not include folding.
$1.75/1b
20lb min.
Signature Fold
Premium . Polish . Perfect.
Professionally washed, dried, and precision folded for a premium experience
$2.25/1b
20lb min.
Luxe Express
Same day Premium Service
Priority turn around with premium detergent, fabric softener, and expert folding
$3.00/1b
20lb min.
Free pickup and delivery Included with every order
Care you can trust Your items are in good hands
Fast turnaround Because your time matters
Pick a date and 2 hours window that works for you.
Why choose us
Life's too short for laundry.
We handle the dirty work so you don't have to. A convenient, premium service that gives you back your most valuable asset — time.
24h
Fast turnaround
100%
Satisfaction
Pickup and Delivery
Free
Booking
Schedule your pickup
Pick a date and a 2-hour time block. We'll handle the rest.
How Pricing Works
• Pricing is based on estimated laundry weight
• Final totals are confirmed before invoicing
• Pickup & delivery included
• Secure Square invoice sent by email
Secure Square invoicing
You’ll receive a secure Square payment link by email after your pickup request is confirmed.
Flexible & friendly
Need to reschedule? No problem. We’ll work with you to find a pickup time that fits your schedule.
We're here for you
Whether you have a question about pricing, a special request, or you'd like to chat about weekly bundles — we're always happy to help.
Email : talkdirtytome.laundry@gmail.com
Phone — 631-848-9987
@talkdirtytome.laundry
@talkdirtytome.laundry
Contact
Get in touch
Questions? Special requests? Just say hello — we'd love to hear from you.